Post by Jana Rikar on Apr 13, 2017 5:49:56 GMT
The Big Screen shows the TNT logo then slowly pans around the Blackham Coliseum as ‘El Phantsamo and the Chicken Run Blast-o-Rama' plays. Very few empty seats are seen as the view slowly pans around and down to ringside. Bob Fairchild and Kamryn Tennebaum are sitting at ringside as Stephi Zucconi is hyping the crowd from inside the ring. The view switches to show Fairchild in a DWF polo shirt, khakis, and a wireless headset. Kamryn is dressed in a sequin gown and her custom bejeweled headset. Kamryn has her arms around Fairchild.
Bob Fairchild: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! THIS is the Defiant Wrestling Federation and Welcome to TNT here on the Axxess Network!!! We are LIVE deep in the heart of Cajun Country at the Blackham Coliseum, here on the campus of the University of Louisiana at Lafayette.
The crowd of predominantly college-aged fans pops as Bob throws a hand up then looks back at the camera. Kamryn gives a princess wave and blows kisses to the crowd.
Bob Fairchild: HELLO EVERYBODY! I’m Bob Fairchild and with me tonight, the one and only 'Perfect Ten' Kamryn Tennebaum. We’re here at ringside tonight calling all of tonight’s action…
The lights go out in the Coliseum and a single fleur-de-lis lights up on the Big Screen, then slowly melts away. The lights come back up as the crowd cheers.
Kamryn: Well that was... odd.
Bob Fairchild: This is the home of the Ragin Cajuns so maybe it was just a glitch. Let’s get things start. To the Ring and Stephi Zucconi!
The camera switches to show Stephi dresses in a red mini dress and heels. She blows a kiss to the camera and mouths ‘ Happy Birthday Mom’ then holds the mic up and bring it slowly down to her.
Stephi Zucconi: Tonight’s first match here in Lafayette is a Three Way Dance for One Fall!
'We’re all a little mad in here... '
then the voice giggles and the music of “Mad-Hatter” fills the Blackham Coliseum
Stephi Zucconi: First, from Underland, weighing in at 120 pounds, ‘The Mad Hatter’ Mad Alice Quinn!
A spotlight falls on a figure posed at the top of the ramp. Alice Quinn leans slightly on the cane, her face hidden in the shadows by the brim of her hat. Her bright red lips form into a big toothy smile as the crowds are a mix of boos and cheers. She looks up and confidently struts down the ramp, using the cane in a stylized way. She gets to the ring. She mounts the apron and in one fluid movement, flips herself over the ropes. Alice places the cane in the corner then turns towards the center of the ring. Tabor Bolthausen stands in the ring as Alice walks up to him and smiles, turning her head sideways.
Bob Fairchild: If Alice is trying to get some emotion from Tabor, she’s in for a long night.
Kamryn: I’ve heard that some people are reserved, some are even boring. Tabor may look good but this announce table has more personality than he does.
"And it all goes red"
The lights all go dark as the opening beats of "Going Red" by Kanga starts through the speakers. Then as the music kicks in, bright white lights flash around the stage as Heidi Thompson steps out from the back wearing a hoodie over her head.
Stephi Zucconi: Next, from Helena, Montana, weighing in at 117 pounds, Heidi Thompson!
Heidi walks out a few steps, looking out over the crowd as she takes her hood off before starting down the ramp quickly, staring straight ahead at the ring. Heidi then slides under the ropes into the ring, jumping to her feet and stepping on the middle rope, leaning forward and looking out at the fans before bouncing down and going to the corner to wait for the start of the match. She looks over at Alice, who turns her head sideways and smiles. Heidi flips her off then turns her hand sideways towards Alice.
Bob Fairchild: I think Heidi doesn’t care much for Alice’s mad skills.
Kamryn: Mad Skillz? Oh wait! You meant…
Stephi Zucconi: And her their opponent…
“Sweeter” by Gavin DeGraw starts up, the guitar coming through the speakers as Patrick Carson makes his way out from behind the curtain.
Stephi Zucconi: From Brooklyn New York, weighing in at 168 pounds, Patrick Carson!
Carson has a big smile on his face as he heads down the aisle, occasionally reaching out to slap a fan’s hand. Reaching the ring, he momentarily considers trying to make a running slide in, but instead opts for simply rolling in and pulling himself up on the ropes across from Heidi and Alice. He slowly climbs up to the middle turnbuckle from the outside and raises his arms before getting back down and preparing for the match at hand. Tabor walks over to check over Carson as he just finished with Heidi as Stephi walks by. Carson taps his cheek and offers it towards Stephi. Heidi charges and lands a right hand to Carson as the crowd boos loudly.
Kamryn: SUCKER!!!
Heidi flails away as Tabor calls for the bell. Alice stands in the far corner, rubbing her nails on her singlet as Heidi continues to throw lefts and rights at Carson. Carson covers up for most of the wild punches then pushes Heidi away. Heidi charges right back and Carson dodges to the left. He lands a kick to the back of Heidi then grabs her by the wrist. He whips her cross corner towards Alice. Heidi charges and goes for a running clothesline. Alice sidesteps at the last minute and Heidi hits the turnbuckle, chest first.
Bob Fairchild: Nobody home!
Alice grabs Heidi and whips her back towards Carson. Carson charges towards Heidi but she ducks and Carson comes face to face Alice. Heidi slides to the outside as Alice turns her head sideways at Carson. Carson looks dumbfounded for a few seconds as Heidi holds her hand out to the front row. The crowd pops as a golf umbrella is handed to Heidi from one of the fans.
Kamryn: This is going to be bad luck for someone.
Carson takes a step back as Alice turns her head back up and waves at Carson. Heidi slides into the ring and gets to her feet, walking towards Carson as he slowly turns away from Alice. Carson completes his turn and goes to grabs Heidi. She opens the umbrella, deflecting the intended hand, then closes it and jabs it into his stomach.
Bob Fairchild: The point of that umbrella had to hurt.
Alice reaches down to the corner and picks up her cane as Heidi drops the umbrella and hits a DDT on the doubled-over Carson. She picks up the umbrella and gets to her feet as Alice walks up, holding the cane like a sword. Heidi looks surprised then angry at Alice. She picks up the umbrella and swings at Alice. Alice blocks with the cane as the crowd pops.
Kamryn: The fans can say they went to a wrestling match and a swordfight broke out!
Heidi continues to attack Alice with the umbrella but Alice deftly blocks each attack with the cane then counters with an attack to Heidi’s knee. Heidi stumbles backwards as Alice celebrates the tap. Alice then closes her eyes and holds the cane in front of her as Heidi’s eyes widen. She starts to swing at Alice but Carson grabs the umbrella then whips Heidi towards him, using the force of the umbrella. He grabs Heidi, uses the umbrella across her chest and hits a side Russian leg sweep to a pop from the crowd.
Bob Fairchild: Not a White Russian but still approved by the Lafayette crowd.
Alice opens her eyes as Carson goes for a cover on Heidi. Alice slams the cane repeatedly across Carson’s head before Tabor can make a count. Alice laughs manically as she continues crack Carson across the head. He tries to cover up again but Alice moves the cane, hitting his shoulder and back. Carson crawls quickly away from Alice as Heidi slowly comes to. Alice looks sideways as Heidi then flips her off and slams the cane down one time across her back.
Kamryn: Guess she didn’t take kindly to earlier.
Heidi screams out in pain as Alice cackles in laughter. Carson gets up to his feet and looks over at Alice. He charges and hits a high knee to her back, forcing her out through the near ropes and to the floor. Heidi slowly gets to her hands and knees, grabbing the umbrella with one hand as Carson runs to the far ropes. Carson runs back towards the near ropes as Alice slowly stands on the outside. Carson steps on the back of Heidi, then dives over the top rope with a tope suicida. Alice turns her hips, grabbing Carson in midair and throws him over the guardrail into the first and second rows. The crowd pops loudly as Heidi rolls to the apron with the umbrella in hand.
Bob Fairchild: UN – BE – LIEVABLE!
Alice bows before the crowd and Heidi jumps off the apron, smashing the umbrella across the back of Alice. The crowd boos as the umbrella breaks then cheers as Heidi throws the umbrella into the crowd. Heidi grabs Alice by the hair and slams her head-first into the railing. One of the fans holds up a cup of beer in the hand. Heidi smashes Alice’s face into the cup of beer, causing it to splash the fans around them.
Kamryn: Good Wholesome Family Entertainment here in the DWF!
Heidi whips Alice into the ring under the ropes as Carson slowly gets to his feet with the help of a few fans. Heidi follows Alice into the ring, then pulls her up to her feet. Heidi mocks the cackle of Alice then slaps her across the face. Alice slowly spins her head back towards Heidi as Carson crawls over the railing. Heidi climbs up onto the second turnbuckle , straddling Alice and lands a series of punches, but Alice grabs Heidi by the waist. She takes three steps forward towards the center then falls backwards, with a modified fallaway powerbomb. Carson slowly slides into the ring and the crowd pops as Alice sits up and cackles.
Bob Fairchild: Three parts Crazy, two parts Psycho, Alice Quinn is just Mad!
Carson charges and hits the prone Alice with a Busaiku Knee Kick as the crowd pops.
Kamryn: Peezus Walks!!!
Heidi gets to a knee as Carson scrambles over, going for a cover on Alice. Heidi hits a side kick low on Carson. He falls over to the side and Heidi gets to her feet as Alice tries to sit up again. Heidi hits a superkick on the prone Alice to a pop from the crowd.
Bob Fairchild: MASS EFFECT BY HEIDI!!!
Heidi makes a double leg cover, watching Carson as Tabor slides in for a count.
1…
2…
3 !!! Ring the Bell.
Bob Fairchild: HEIDI!!!
The crowd is mixed with cheers and boos as Tabor raises Heidi’s hand in victory. Carson slowly rolls out of the ring as Heidi rips her hand back down from Tabor.
Stephi Zucconi: The Winner of the Match, Heidi Thompson!!!
Heidi looks over at Alice then looks around at the fans. She looks around again and her eyes widen as she spots Alice’s cane at a fan’s feet.
Bob Fairchild: A big victory for Heidi Thompson tonight here in Lafayette…
Kamryn: I don’t think we’re through here, Bobby!
Heidi points the cane and motions to throw it to her. The fan grabs the cane and tosses it to Heidi to a pop from the crowd. Heidi winks at the fan then stands over Alice. She glares down at Alice as Alice slowly sits up. Heidi smiles then snaps the cane in half to the dismay of the crowd. Heidi drops the cane pieces in Alice’s lap. Alice’s eyes widen as she grabs the cane pieces.
Bob Fairchild: Oh…. That’s... Not…. Good…
Heidi slowly backs up and climbs out of the ring as "Going Red" by Kanga plays. Alice cradles the cane pieces in her arms, trying to console herself.
Kamryn: This just went weird. Jimmy, help us out here?
Bob Fairchild: Let’s go backstage!
Jimmy Floyd stands beside Jana Rikar in front of the DWF, LFL, and Axxess Network logos.
Jimmy Floyd: Hi everyone and we’re backstage with the owner and comptroller of the DWF, Jana Rikar.
Jana Rikar: Great to be here as always, Jimmy.
Jimmy Floyd: I have sources..,. that tell me you have info on the Main event for our next TNT in Austin.
Jana Rikar: Since your source is me, I’d say you have a VERY good source. And yes, April 26th in Austin, the Main event will have a title opportunity implication. The winner will have a shot at the Defiant Champion, in Odessa on May 10th. That main event will be between Max Ironside and the winner of our first match tonight, Heidi….
A screaming Alice Quinn charges and pushes Jana to the floor. The crowd is stunned as Alice throws the pieces her broken cane down at Jana as DWF Security rushes in and grabs Alice. Jimmy leans down to help Jana, who has a bloody lip from the impact with the floor
Jana Rikar: GET HER OUT OF HERE! AND BAN HER FROM AUSTIN AS WELL!!!
The crowd pops as Jana shoves Jimmy away and gets to her feet. Jana storms off as Jimmy looks around as the screams of Alice are heard echoing backstage.
Jimmy: Bob, Kamryn,. Let’s get back to you .
Bob and Kamryn sit stunned as the camera comes back to them.
Kamryn: Bobby, I don’t think I’ve ever see the Boss that mad.
Bob Fairchild: She definitely has the fire of her mother and …
The lights go out in the Coliseum and two fleur-de-lis light up on the Big Screen, then they slowly melt away. The lights come back up as the crowd cheers.
Kamryn: Now this is just getting silly.
Bob Fairchild: Once is a mistake. Twice is a pattern. Three times… I think we have a major problem. Let’s go to Stephi before we get to three.
The camera switches to show Stephi standing with Tabor in the center of the ring.
Stephi Zucconi: Our next match is a non-title match for one fall.
I won’t give up, no I won’t give in
Till I reach the end
And then I’ll start again
No I won't leave
I wanna try everything
I wanna try even though I could fail
The bouncy music of Shakira's Try Anything plays and out comes Nora, bouncing on the toes of her boots as she waves to the fans.
Stephi Zucconi: First, From Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 103 pounds, Nora Harris!
Nora waves one more time then she cartwheels onto the ramp, then sprints down to the ring, slides under the bottom rope and pops up to wave at the fans again.
I won’t give up, no I won’t give in
Till I reach the end
And then I’ll start again
No I won't leave
I wanna try everything
I wanna try even though I could fail
Nora stands at the ropes as she looks towards the back.
Bob Fairchild: The Harris clan representing here tonight in Lafayette!
Kamryn: The Little Cutie with the Not-so-Little Booty!
Stephi Zucconi: And her opponent…
With the Defiant Title around her waist, Aidan Carlisle appears at the top of the ramp as the heavy metal chords of Disturbed's “Immortalized” fill the Civic Center. Through the dimmed lights and hot pink strobes she surveys the audience, tapping the title around her waist. She soaks in the cheers and boos from the crowd, holding her arms out to either side, tilting her head back, and letting the electric guitar get her revved up for the impending match.
“This is war time, this is our time
We won't be denied, feed the fire that is raging inside
This is go time, this is showtime
We will fight 'til their wills are broken
This is game time, and insane time
Let the madness fly, show the strength that just can't be defied
Find the power, to devour
Let the beast inside now be woken”
Stephi Zucconi: Coming to the ring from Hell's Kitchen, New York, weighing in at one hundred forty-five pounds... She is the Defiant Champion, The Alpha Bitch, Aidan Carlisle!
“In this world only the strong will survive
Hear the roar and you will know you're alive
Feel the energy build in your soul
'Cause it's time”
After a few moments of soaking in the cheers and tapping one booted foot along with the music, she makes her way down the aisle, giving high fives and fist bumps to outstretched hands. Bypassing the steel stairs, she hops right up onto the apron and ducks between the ropes. Stephi climbs out of the ring and down the stairs.
“Oh, In the calm before the storm
Another legend will be born
Another battle will be won
We will rise
Oh, So heed the call of confrontation
Today we feed on domination
Secure a legacy that will never die
Be immortalized”
Aidan turns in a slow circle, taunting the crowd, gesturing for them to give her more before she takes off the Defiant Title and hands it to Tabor.
Bob Fairchild: The Champ is in action for the first time here on TNT.
Tabor walks over and hands Stephi the Defiant Title, who places it on the announce table between Kamryn and Bob. Tabor calls for the bell as Nora and Aidan slowly circle inside the ring. Nora gives a booty shake and the crowd pops. Nora points at Aidan, who shakes her head no. The crowd boos as Nora nods towards Aidan again.
Bob Fairchild: Could this Psychological warfare by Nora?
Kamryn: She may just wanna see the booty shake. EV’RYBODY likes a Good Booty Shake.
Nora and Aidan slowly circle inside the ring once again. Nora gives a booty shake and the crowd pops again. Aidan stifles a grin as Nora points at her. The crowd chants “DO IT!” towards Aidan as Nora gives another booty shake. Aidan puts her hands on her hips and shakes her head no. The crowd boos louder this time as Nora folds her arms over her chest and taps her foot. Nora points at Aidan and gives another Booty Shake. Aidan looks at Tabor, who gives no emotion, then back at Nora, who gives her the fluttering eyes. Aidan again shakes her head no. The crowd boos as Nora nods towards Aidan again. Aidan puts her hand over her face, trying to hide a smile. Aidan sighs and looks at Nora and gives a very quick Booty shake to the pop of the crowd.
Kamryn: EV’RYBODY LOVE A BOOTY SHAKER!
Tabor rolls his eyes as Nora and Aidan circle in the ring then tie up. Aidan locks in an armbar but Nora quickly flips through and counters into a hammerlock. She kicks the back of the knee of Aidan, dropping her down to her height. Nora counters to a headlock. Aidan gets back to her feet, then lifts and drops Nora with a side suplex. Nora holds onto the side headlock and rolls over to a knee, grimacing slightly. Aidan gets back up to her feet and pushes Nora against the ropes. Nora slowly lets go of the headlock as Aidan takes a step away. Nora grabs her wrist and whips Aidan into the far ropes. Aidan comes off the ropes with a shoulderblock. Aidan goes to the ropes again as Nora kips up and drops Aidan with a two handed armdrag.
Bob Fairchild: Nora keeping the champ off balance.
Both get up to their feet. Nora jumps up and takes Aidan down with a head scissors takedown. Aidan slides out of the ring and slams a hand on the apron as Nora kips up, then gives a booty shake to the delight of the crowd. Aidan slides back into the ring and charges at Nora. Nora grabs the second rope and drops down to the mat. Aidan flies through the ropes and out to the floor, hitting her shoulder against the railing. Nora rolls out onto the apron and gets to her feet. She hypes up the crowd as Aidan slowly gets up to her feet. Aidan turns around and Nora jumps off the apron, landing a seated senton onto Aidan’s chest.
Kamryn: Put that Booty to work, Baby!
Nora stands quickly and pulls Aidan up, rolling her into the ring. Nora climbs up onto the apron then up onto the top rope as Aidan tries to gather her bearings. Nora leaps off and hits a missile dropkick to the back of Aidan, sending Aidan into the far turnbuckle chest first. Aidan stumbles backwards, then falls to her back. Nora scrambles over and makes a double leg cover, Tabor slides in for a count.
1…
2…
Kickout by Aidan. The crowd groans, then cheers in approval as Nora grabs Aidan and locks in an Arm-trap Argentine leglock/neckscissors combination.
Bob Fairchild: Nearfall by Nora and now she’s trying to tap out Aidan.
Aidan rolls her body to the side and forces Nora to release the hold. Nora gets up quickly as Aidan pulls herself up with the ropes. Nora pushes Aidan into the corner and lands a roundhouse kick, stunning Aidan. Nora grabs a side headlock, runs with Aidan towards the far corner and goes for a running bulldog but Aidan grabs her waist and throws her forward into the far turnbuckle. Nora’s legs hit the ropes and her head snaps back against the mat as Aidan falls to the mat.
Kamryn: Desperation move by Carlisle but the impact really caught Nora there.
Aidan gets to her feet slowly as Nora holds the back of her head. Aidan stumbles over to Nora and grabs a handful of hair, pulling her back up to her feet. Aidan shoves Nora into the corner then follows up with a quick clothesline. Nora takes a couple steps out then Aidan grabs her and hits Nora with an Inverted Headlock Backbreaker, then directly into a straight jacket Neckbreaker. Aidan makes a cover, but fails to hook the leg. Tabor slides in for a count.
1...
2...
Foot on the ropes by Nora and the crowd pops. Aidan looks at Tabor then at Nora with her head down.
Bob Fairchild: Good sequence by Carlisle with a Bitch Breaker in the middle but Nora slid the foot to save herself.
Kamryn: That's the Harris Schooling there. Know your location at all times, Bobby.
Aidan slowly sits up as Nora rolls to her stomach on instinct. Aidan looks out at the crowd as a big cheer is heard from a far away distance then she returns her focus back to Nora as Tabor looks on. Nora crawls over to the near corner as Aidan gets to her feet. Aidan waits as Nora pulls herself up with the ropes. Aidan charges in at Nora, who grabs the top rope and hits a backflip kick, stunning Aidan with a foot to the jaw and flipping over the top rope to land on the apron. The crowd pops as Aidan backpedals. Nora leaps up, sets her feet on the top rope, jumps at Aidan and plants her with a Springboard Tornado DDT to a huge pop!
Bob Fairchild: Bullseye!!!
Nora makes a quick cradle cover, Tabor slides in for a count.
1...
2...
thr---- Shoulder up by Aidan. Nora slams the mat with her hand then gets to her feet quickly. She runs to the far ropes as Aidan lies on the mat. Nora goes for a lionsault but Aidan rolls out of the way. Nora counters and lands on her feet. Aidan charges at Nora but Nora sidesteps. Aidan grabs Nora's wrist and whips her into the near ropes. Nora comes off the ropes. Aidan sets for a backdrop but Nora flips over, landing behind Aidan. Nora reaches and hooks Aidan with a Dragon Sleeper!
Kamryn: Go Bootylicious!
Nora struggles with the height difference, and can't keep Aidan down low enough.. Aidan pulls her towards the turnbuckle. Aidan steps up onto the lower then the middle turnbuckle, flipping over Nora and dropping her with an Asai DDT. Aidan makes a 3/4 nelson cradle pin. Tabor slides in for a count.
1...
2...
3!!! Ring the bell
Bob Fairchild: Aidan!!!
The crowd pops as Aidan lets go of the pin and falls to the mat, beside of Nora. Tabor holds his hand up and points at Aidan as the victor as both women lie on the mat.
Stephi Zucconi: The Winner of the Match, the Defiant Champion, Aidan Carlisle!!!
Aidan's eyes open as she hears 'Immortalized' playing. Stephi takes the Defiant Title from the announce table as Aidan slowly rolls out of the ring. Stephi hands the belt to Aidan as Tabor checks on Nora in the ring.
Kamryn: The champ gets the W but not as easy as some expected it to be.
Bob Fairchild: Nothing is easy here in the DWF as we have found out from the past and looking ahead towards the future as well.
Aidan holds the Defiant Title up in one hand and looks towards the ring as she slowly walks to the back. Nora sits up gingerly, holding the back of her head with Tabor's assistance. Nora looks over and gets a fist pointed towards her from Aidan then from the crowd around the ringside.
Kamryn: A bit of respect earned from the Alpha Bitch tonight for Little Miss Harris.
Bob Fairchild: And from the crowd here in Louisiana...
Kamryn: Way to go, Bobby, You jinxed it, Three... is definitely a problem.
Bob Fairchild: Speaking of problems, Jimmy Go!!!
Jimmy Floyd stands barely in screen as Trixie and Coral Rose are trading lefts and rights in the backstage area.
Jimmy Floyd: This started just after the lights when out in the ringside area. I don't know who started....
Coral grabs Trixie and throws her into Jimmy to a huge pop from the crowd. Coral looks around and picks up a garbage can from the far wall. She turns around and tosses at Trixie. Trixie avoids it and the trash can hits Jimmy!
Jimmy: OWWWWWW!
Bob Fairchild: Watch out Jimmy!
Kamryn: Little late there, Bobby.
Coral paces down a hallway as Trixie gives chase. The camera follows behind Trixie as Coral turns a corner. Trixie drops to a knee as Coral turns the corner and hits the cameraman with a kendo stick. The camera shows the ceiling as shouts are heard rom Trixie and Coral. The camera switches to show Coral slamming Trixie's head into a table then dragging her by the hair towards the camera. Coral smiles but then Trixie lands a fist to the stomach, and slams Coral facefirst into the camera to a huge pop from the crowd.
Kamryn: Coral's ready for her close up, Bobby!
Trixie grabs a handful or Coral's hair and drags her past the camera. The main arena camera shows Trixie and Coral appearing in the crowd, heading towards the ring where Wonderman Waldo stands. The crowd pops as some of the fans hold up their chairs. Trixie slams Coral's head off of each of the chairs then tosses her over the railing to the ringside area.
Bob Fairchild: The college kids here at ULL are having a great time tonight.
Kamryn: Coral's boyfriend will not be liking those bumps on her head. WL,, Call me babe! 1-888-555-1010
Trixie is helped over the railing by two fans as Coral slowly crawls towards the apron. Trixie looks around and is handed a chair by one of the fans that helped her over the railing. Coral grabs the apron and pulls herself up to a knee, gasping for breath. Trixie goes for a chairshot but Coral avoids it and Trixie bends the chair against the side of the ring.
Bob Fairchild: Trixie's not know for her hardcore moves but she was going downtown on that one.
Trixie shakes her hands and drops the chair as Coral leans against the apron, inches from the bent chair. Trixie tris to get the feeling back in her hands as Coral grabs the bent chair and flings it at Trixie, hitting her on the shoulder. Coral crawls up into the ring and Waldo calls for the bell.
Kamryn: And we're underway here in the Main Event!
Bob Fairchild: Not a lot of warm feelings between these two.
Kamryn: Hello Captain Bob Obvious.
Coral stands on the hair of Trixie then tries to pull her up by her hands and shrieks come out of the mouth of Trixie. Waldo admonishes Coral, who mockingly covers her mouth. She steps across the forehead of Trixie then walks over to the near turnbuckle. Coral unlaces the top turnbuckle, exposing the steel connector.
Bob Fairchild: Bad intentions look to be on the ....
Kamryn: Really? That's all you can do?
Bob Fairchild: What?
Kamryn: At least says she's being destructive.
Coral turns around and Trixie is up to a knee. Coral goes for a kick but Trixie grabs the leg and pulls Coral down with a dragon screw legwhip. Trixie gets up to her feet and stands on Coral's stomach while holding onto the ropes. Waldo admonishes her as Coral gasps for breath. Trixie counts along with Waldo and bounces slightly on Coral as she does, stepping off of her at the count of four.
Kamryn: Hopefully the Abs of Coral are harder than the Abs of Steel.
The crowd pops as Trixie holds her hands out then hits Coral across the throat with a Split Legged Leg Drop. She starts to cover but then just slams Coral's head to the mat.
Bob Fairchild: Sexy Leg Drop by Trixie but she's looking for plunder I do believe.
Trixie rolls to the outside of the ring and looks under the ring.. The crowd pops as Trixie pulls a table out and sets it on the apron. Coral sits up as Trixie slides the table into the ring, placing it in the far turnbuckle corner. Trixie rolls back into the ring and both get to their feet. Coral rakes Trixie's eyes then hits a headbutt that stuns both of them. Trixie grabs Coral and whips her into the ropes. Trixie sets too early for a backdrop and Coral counters into a swinging neckbreaker. The crowd chants 'We Want Tables' as Coral points towards it.
Kamryn: Aw,, she's listening!
Coral holds her head momentarily then gets to her feet and sets up the table. She walks back over towards Trixie and pulls her in for a powerbomb. Coral lifts up Trixie but Trixie slides over her back. They both turn around and Trixie hits a Superkick to the chin.
Bob Fairchild: Stang Style Soooooperkick!
Coral stumbles backwards but Trixie grabs her by the wrist and tries to whip her into the table. Coral counters into a go behind. Coral runs Trixie towards the exposed turnbuckle but Trixie does a standing switch., then tries to push Coral into the exposed turnbuckle. Coral grabs Trixie by the neck, walks up the turnbuckle and goes for Sliced Bread. Trixie flips Coral all the way over her back. Coral lands on her feet. Trixie turns around and Coral charges for a clothesline. Trixie slides to the side. Coral stops herself from hitting the exposed turnbuckle. Trixie grabs Coral with a schoolgirl rollup. Waldo slides in with a count.
1...
2...
3!!! Ring the Bell.
Bob Fairchild: Trixie!!!
The crowd pops as Trixie quickly bails out of the ring.. Waldo holds his hand up and points at Trixie as Coral yells at Waldo about Trixie holding the tights.
Stephi Zucconi: The Winner of the Match is Trixie!!!!
Kamryn: And all the hardcore fans go home with lots of wood and none of it broken.
Trixie laughs and points at Coral as she heads towards the back.. Coral slides out of the ring and gives chase to Trixie as a bandaged Jimmy runs past them towards the ringside area. The lights go out in the Coliseum and two fleur-de-lis light up in the middle of the ring, but they don't fade. The lights stay dark in the arena as Jimmy stands at the ringside table with a mic as Waldo looks around the darkened ringside area.
Jimmy Floyd: I know what's going on!
Kamryn: What?do you mean, you know???
'Boom' by P.O.D. plays and the crowd erupts in cheers as the lights in the arena come up quickly.
Bob Fairchild: Son of a ....
Two figures walk down through the crowd and hop the rail . Waldo stands in the ring as the two very tall men climb into the ring and stand on the fleur-de-lis that are shining down from above. Waldo bails out of the ring and stands at ringside as the crowd cheers loudly.
Kamryn: Who the hell is that?
Jimmy Floyd: Two men I never thought would ever be seen again.
Bob Fairchild: Oh damn, it's not them? is it???
The two older men stand back to back, soaking in the Cheers and Boos of the crowd. The smaller of the men holds up a mic then slowly speaks into it .
Smaller Man: Bonjour....
The crowd pops as the two men pick back and forth for a second. .
Smaller Man: Little Jana Rikar.... you thought you could have a Defiant Wrestling Federation event here in Louisiana and not expect some Ragin Cajun influence?
The crowd erupts as the two gentlemen stand looking out at the crowd.
Smaller Man: Since we are in the land of the Cajun and since Me and the Big Man are Both Ragin' we knew we had to make an appearance here.... Because I am the Cajun guy and this is Big Cajun Cool and you can't go anywhere in Louisiana and not know that the Southsiders are going to appear.
The crowd chants 'Laissez Les Bons Temps Rouler!' as the Southsiders stand in the ring.
Kamryn: But The Southsiders have not been in the DWF in over 20 years...
The Cajun Guy: Coolio... talk to our peeps.
The crowd pops as The Cajun Guy hands the mic to Big Cajun Cool.
Big Cajun Cool: So.. This is how it's going to go.... Everybody here in this DWF wants to piddle and play Wiggle-Butt... Well, don't play with little Alpha Bitches, We don't play with little punk ass honeys. or Little Nora the Explorer or even a Bad Kitty.
Big Cajun Cool mockingly pretends to scratch the air as the Cajun guy laughs it up with the crowd.
Big Cajun Cool: So.... if you think that the Southsiders are just going to let you ruin the legacy of DWF by playing your little games.... you got another thing coming. So all of you little wannabe defiants... Come on down that aisle and prepare to be South-sided... cause.... Here... Comes... The...
The crowd chants BOOM!!! as the Cajun Guy and Big Cajun Cool stand back to back under the red fleur-de-lis. Jimmy climbs up into the ring and walks towards them, holding a mic, trying to get an interview. The Cajun Guy pushes Jimmy between the two of them
The Cajun Guy: Hey, Coolio, it's the Lighting Guy, I think he wants to interview us but.... wasn't he part of that Two Man Powertrip, that had us.....
Big Cajun Cool: Banned.... for Life.
Jimmy's eyes widen as The Cajun Guy punches him in the stomach then feeds Jimmy to Big Cajun Cool. Big Cajun Cool lifts Jimmy up with a two handed choke then drops him through the table with a Choke bomb!!!! The Crowd pops as DWF Security rush down the ring with Jana Rikar. She stands at ringside as The Southsiders climb out of the ring, holding their hands up, heading towards the crowd. as Waldo slides into the ring to check on Jimmy.
Jana Rikar: So, you two old men wanna play games? How bout this for a game. Next Week, The Southsiders return to the DWF and with a win, they stay. A Loss and the ban stays... and, old men, you two get... The Two Man PowerTrip!!!
Kamryn: What in the hell? If we're depending on those two morons... We'll never gonna get rid of the Southsiders now!!!
Bob Fairchild: The Southsiders are going to be in Austin and ... we're out of time! For Kamryn, Stephi and what's left of Jimmy, I'm Bob Fairchild!, We'll see you in two weeks on TNT!!
The camera fades…