Post by Jana Rikar on Feb 27, 2017 2:53:20 GMT
[/] Newsline- SAVANNAH, GA [/]
'Lighting Guy' Jimmy Floyd and Wonderman Waldo stand outside of the Savannah Civic Center. A Big Rig Truck with the DWF Logo is behind them, but in plain sight as the two men in light jackets look ahead as the exterior light illuminates the area.
Welcome to the Weekend Update with the Two Man Powertrip, I'm Jimmy Floyd and with me as always, the man, the myth, the legend in his own mind, Senior Referee Wonderman Waldo.
Waldo touches his finger to his forehead then does some silly motion as Jimmy looks on.
Are you still trying to make that a thing?
It's gonna be a thing, Jimmy.
It's gonna be a thing, Jimmy.
Waldo does the same motion again. Jimmy just simply looks at Waldo then back to the camera.
God help us all, Ok, let's get to the Two in Two with the TMP.
The camera switches to show Jimmy to the right and a picture just to his left.
The Seventh Member of the DWF has been signed and she's bringing some Stang Style. Trixie, the current PWA Dynamic Duo Champion and only Grand Prix Champion, looks to bring home another piece of hardware, namely the Defiant Title, at Shamrock Showdown.
The camera switches to show Waldo on the left and Trixie's picture on the right.
Well, I will be keeping my pot pies away from the Bad Kitty when Trixie shows up on St. Patrick's Day.
The camera switches back to a Jimmy and Waldo two-shot and Jimmy just shakes his head.
How's that for a Dated Reference. Should I get you some Chocolate Salty Balls as well?
Jimmy stops in shock then puts his hand over his face as Waldo slowly shakes his head no.
No, Jimmy, I don't think we will go any more to South Park and have ourselves a time.
Waldo turns his head and stares down the camera as it switches to show him on the left and Trixie's picture on the right.
On to other news, we have the updated brackets in place so let's bring those up now.
With the Magic Crayon adding in Trixie's name, we have 1 slot to be filled.
We're also waiting to hear from Heidi Thompson to see which of the first four she will face, as a result of being #6.
The camera shifts back to a full shot of Jimmy and Waldo.
I'd just like to quash a rumor that has been going around that I am the 8th Competitor. There is no truth to the rumor, even though I started it, that I'm #8.
Wait, you started that rumor?
You think I was going to let you do it?
So how many of these other rumors have you made up?
Which ones?
Jimmy pulls out a paper from his jacket.
Well, let's see. Former DWF Champion Chris Comet will make an appearance at the first TNT Show in Pensacola?
That's possible. He and Cindy Youngblood live in Pensacola still.
Chandra Phoenix and Armageddon will not be at Shamrock Showdown.
That's very true. Miss Rikar's mother and stepfather are currently overseas, per Miss Rikar's secretary as part of their 10th wedding anniversary.
And you know this how?
A dozen Krispy Kreme and a Starbucks coffee.
Glazed or Cake?
Glazed.
That's gotta be true then. Is this also how you found out that Kamryn will be doing color commentary beside of Bob Fairchild au natural?
Nah, that's just wishful thinking. I mean... She's a Perfect Ten, who wouldn't wanna see that? Plus it's not like nobody hasn't seen the 'Too Hot for TV' DVD she was in.
Waldo and Jimmy look at each other and simply just nod then look back at the camera.
Well, we have 7. Number 8 should be on the horizon and We can confirm that anyone signing beyond the 8, will have matches at Shamrock Showdown. In what form, we're unsure but as with anything in the DWF, it's all possible. So for the Wonderman...
Waldo touches his finger to his forehead then does the silly motion once more as Jimmy just shakes his head.
I'm the Lighting Guy, This has been the Weekend Update with the Two Man Powertrip and We are Outta here!
Jimmy and Waldo begin to talk off-mic as the camera fades to black.